sin context

I need a wife.

Is that mold?

Maybe it would be worth the money.

That’s a man.

Because I'm an adult.

This city. Beautiful.

Repeat after me, “No.”

Do they pump hope into the air or is it just pollution?

No, really. That’s a man.

The shading on that shark is too heavy.

I think he might have a stroke soon—please help.

It doesn’t work like that, cupcake.

It’s all for you.

It’s all for me.

Fine, request a date. But that’s a man.

Wait!

I cannot keep up with my life.

Santa Barbara

It's old news at this point, but here are some photos from a whale watching expedition off the coast of Santa Barbara (I'm well aware that none of these photos actually have any whales in them):

Marine biologist Allison was about to lose it at this point. A pod of thousands of dolphins?! Seriously?! Yes, please.

For anyone who cares...

My Schedule

(Written to the tune of Whiffle Squeak)

by Allison Avery

On Mondays I work from 10 to 6,

10 to 6,

10 to 6.

On Mondays I work from 10 to 6,

And then go to class until 10.

On Tuesdays I learn from 1 to 10,

1 to 10,

1 to 10.

On Tuesdays I learn from 1 to 10,

And then go home and do work.

On Wednesdays I work from 10 to 6,

10 to 6,

10 to 6.

On Wednesdays I work from 10 to 6,

And then go out for a drink.

On Thursdays I learn from 4 to 10...thirty,

4 to 10...thirty,

4 to 10...thirty.

On Thursdays I learn from 4 to 10...thirty,

And then go home and collapse.

And now for the more practical version:

M: work 10-6, class 7-10

T: class 1-10

W: work 10-6

Th: class 4-10:30